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Watch Out Pando! EP

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Sepsis 03:04
And when the starfleet returned they were shocked at what they discovered: the Earthlings had devolved into boneless blobs of adipose tissue, remembrance poppies surgically attached to their botoxed faces, cities in ruins, the underclasses forced by law to rummage for tins while loudspeakers everywhere played God Save The Queen sung by Gary Barlow for charity. On the very last night of the Proms, they found Maddie. We took their leaders with us, but by the third day on board they had eaten the wires and murdered our pets - we had no other option: transplanetary sepsis!
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The Mambo 02:29
Is it true what they say, that you dance the mambo? Yes I do, would you like to dance with me? I'm afraid that I can't, I only fandango. Ooh la la, well would you like a lesson for free? Ok. Shake, just try to loosen up, take your trousers off and breathe deep. Don't you ever get tired of dancing the mambo? Only when I've got a cold or a sore knee. I see. Shake, just try to loosen up, take your trousers off and breathe deep. I'm not sure I'm cut out for much of this mambo. Don't be so silly, come along, hup two three hup two three
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Wowee, on their way home westward, the sailors were astonished when they stopped at Cape Verde. Somehow Wednesday turned to Thursday, not a man among them understood what they heard. Blimey, what a strange adventure, days are ever longer when you follow the sun. They lost a day and found out by themselves: the vast Pacific is no lily pond Hang on to your passport whatever you do, there are dirty old men so be wary of strangers. Don't go in the water if you've had a drink, send me or your mum a text 'cause we worry. Phewee, all those fruitless journeys trying to find a passage, northeast and northwest. Tough men sleeping through the gales, whale blubber and seal meat or hard tack at best. Much more grown up but some things were the same: they missed their women and their babies back home. Hang on to your passport whatever you do, there are dirty old men so be wary of strangers. Don't go in the water if you've had a drink, send me or your mum a text 'cause we worry, we worry.
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Lips 03:39
I gave you my hand and you took it but you let go straight away how you loved me when it was sunny but not the minute it went grey I kissed your lips and they turned to dust I kissed your lips...
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Results 00:59

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released July 25, 2017

Music by Pando with help from Ilford Wristy, Geoff Threadgold, Peter Adam Hill, Bryony Afferson.

All songs by Lobby Derkins.

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Pando has been making solo records since 2000, lost between genres. So good it's "Like Jesus farting in your ears"
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